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Soft, breathable tee with a subtle, tongue-in-cheek printed message that reads like a quiet joke across the chest and a small iridescent-style print low on the back. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton gives it a smooth hand and clean drape — easy to layer under a jacket or wear on its own. The crew neckline and retail fit keep the silhouette neat and wearable, while side seams and shoulder tape hold shape through repeated wear. The overall vibe is low-key, slightly sardonic, and effortlessly wearable for everyday outings or late-night meetups.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams and ribbed collar for shape retention
- DTF/DTG printed chest and sleeve options for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and durability
- REACH certified; ethically sourced manufacturing (Bella+Canvas supply)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
T-Shirt — “My Therapist Is Dead” Minimalist Text Tee (I Can’t Even Humor)
$28.72
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$28.72
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams and ribbed collar for shape retention
- DTF/DTG printed chest and sleeve options for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and durability
- REACH certified; ethically sourced manufacturing (Bella+Canvas supply)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean